Sometimes, a man needs to buy an important gift for his wife on Valentine's Day
Especially, if the man has been caught texting photos of himself to a chick he met on craig's list
Like Congressman Chris Lee
who sent this shirtless photo of himself
and claimed to be a lobbyist yet used his actual name!!!
So instead of doing the work that he was elected to do
he's been busy trolling the interwebs for women.
Your wife not only deserves the biggest apology ever
She deserved a little something special
like these
Mr. Lee, feel free to call me if you need some other gift suggestions
I'm here to help
Monday, February 14, 2011
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4 comments:
Ooooooo...Tanzanite!
Let him know if his wife throws them at him he can send them to me.
Has he called yet??
These are brilliant, now I know that guilt is expensive!
Oh no look at that photograph, my toes are curling, what a fool
This still makes me cringe...
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