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I was so looking forward to going to a holiday party tonight until I delved into my little closet of cocktail dresses and found that none of my holiday party clothes fit!
After an immediate state of panic I found one black velvet outfit and modeled it for Miss de Ville to get her opinion. She kindly told me that I looked like a fat nun.
Not good.
I will have to overcompensate for that with decollete and diamonds.
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That'll work! ;-)
Have fun!
Yep Pseu...the decollete and diamonds did the trick!
I hope you had a fantastic time.
Having gone to Catholic school most of my life...I am very familiar with fat nuns. You, my hot amiga, do NOT look like one!
Keith, that's I did have a good time.
Jill, my only saving grace was that I was the youngest person at the party...and age and diamonds trumps fat!
Hell yes...they do!
Nancy, you will look lovely and LUSH. Please put the skinny clothes aside now and buy yourself some "in the meantime" clothes that make you feel comfortable and gorgeous. You are too pretty to have to force yourself into tight clothes. They are only going to give you bumps and rolls. NO ONE is going to notice a weight gain on you if your clothes fit well. I'm here if you need me!
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