Please Don't Feed The Models

The Correctly Sized Model

The Oh So Hefty Miss England - Laura Coleman

The Daily Star...where I get all of my important news and Plumcake are all over this story.

Apparently the very lovely Laura Coleman, the current Miss England, has delved a little too deeply in the peaches and cream and been deemed to be too fat to become a model.

Maybe she'll never model but somewhere out there I can just imagine a world of men saying to themselves "I could hit that".

And from Plumcake, one of the best lines written in the fashion blogosphere

"Oh England, you bunch of green and pleasant nutjobs, do me a favor and put down ye merry olde cracke pype..."