Police: Paris Hilton's L.A. home burglarized while she was away; $2 million in jewelry missing
Seriously, who keeps $2 million in jewelry at home?
And, what kind of home security system did she have?
Obviously, her silly dog wasn't much of a deterrent...what she needed was my kind of home security system.

I can't help but wonder...
Was she was in need of cash and set the whole thing up for the insurance money?
