Top Ten Trends For Fall Fashion

Fashiontribes has posted on the Top Ten Trends for Fall and my only reaction is OMG.

Cello Silhouette
Significant Shoulders
Body Armor
Space Age Style
Dramatic Obi Waist
Sassy Stripes
Retro Redux
Color! Color! Color!
Classic Black & White
Flashy Accessories

Is this going to be the ugliest year ever for Fashion?

I can't even post all of the photos because they are too ugly.

Seriously, does anyone ever look good in a cello silhouette with huge shoulders and stripes?