
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Black Diamond Dangles And Champagne Cocktails

New Year 2010 by belle de ville featuring BELADORA
OK...so I'm not really going to be wearing this outfit tonight...But I think that the inexpensive outfit and shoes from Forever 21 paired with the fur cape and black diamond dangle earrings is a perfectly acceptable look to celebrate the New Year.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Cynthia Sliwa's Jewels on Jewels
Diane de PoitiersJCK's Jewels on Jewels extremely well written (unlike this humble blog) by Cynthia Sliwa
While I should have been reading the JCK blogs all this time I actually found out about Cynthia's blog from my favorite client Sherry who reads about all things jewelry-ish and is even a bigger authority on estate jewelry than I am!
Sherry just emailed me an told me that Cynthia's blog was named one of the Top Ten Blogs To Read in 2010 by Pierce Mattie PR.
Congratulations Cynthia!
I'm sure that you'll agree that her blog is worth adding to your blogroll.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Is Avatar A Movie About Alien Porn?
The best Avatar review ever
by Mark Morford at SFGate
Please mount my hot blue alien
I think it is so hilarious that I am posting the whole thing
Some say the greatness of "Avatar" lies in its lush visual grandeur, the sheer madhouse spectacle, the revolutionary eye candy that only $300 million in computer graphics and 10 pounds of psilocybin mushrooms can buy.
Others have pointed out how the story itself is terribly thin and actually rather stupid, the dialogue is all sorts of corny, and the entire thing's pretty much a direct rip-off of "Dances with Wolves" (all true, by the way; I've seen it), but none of that really matters when the special effects are so awesome and brain-drenching that you might as well tear off part of your id and toss it in a blender when the movie starts to roll.
To which we can all effortlessly scoff: bulls--t.
Let's just say it outright: This is a movie about alien porn. It's about the great, timeless, hypererotic white man fantasy of the Other. Inhabiting it, having sex with it, becoming it, moving inside it, running and leaping and fighting and taking spectacular risks just before falling into a bed of florid vines with your significant -- and incredibly hot -- alien companion to fondle her tail as the planet smiles in happy bioluminescent munificence all around you.
Let me be clear. I don't mean "hot" in the typical sci-fi sense. The Na'vi are not cheeseball pneumatic fantasy creations, the males all bloated, vein-popping muscle-bound meatheads and the females sporting Volkswagen-sized breasts and giant firedragon swords and asses from here to Lara Croft. They are not the generic, infantile, 10-year-old boy-lost-at-Comic-Con kind of hot. Not completely, anyway.
No, this is adult hot. Kinky hot. Exoticism wrapped in virile prowess slipped into a giant sheath of sexy blue lizardleather. It would appear that James Cameron and his nefarious crew of kinkhounds probed every nook and cranny and orifice of Freud's extraterrestrial fantasy handbook to invent the dreamiest blue lustcreature imaginable. Yes, this is a movie about fetishism.Evidence? Plenty.
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Let's start with the obvious. The Na'vi are 10 feet tall. They are like every godlike basketball player, Amazon warrior and magical stiltwalker. Did you know nearly every human on the planet wishes and dreams he/she could be taller so as to be more dominant and godlike and reach the top shelf at Pottery Barn with ease? Well, they don't. I just made that up. But I bet it's not far off.
The amazing thing is, despite their tremendous height, the Na'vi are not gangly or slow or heavy. They have no dexterity issues or joint pain. They are not constantly bumping into things with their gawky six-foot limbs. They are phenomenally graceful and fluid. There is no wasted motion. They have zero body fat. They move like featherweight gazelles when they should move like lumbering gibbons. Mmm, tasty.
Let's talk about those tails. Oh, honey. Did you know animal tail fetishism is one of the biggest sexual fetishes in all of fetishdom? Well it's not. Or rather, it might be. I really have no idea. I just made that up, too. But it sure sounds right, doesn't it? A tinge of bestiality? A hint of exotic animal play? Face it: on the right kind of creature, tails are sexy as hell. Just ask a mermaid. Catwoman. The devil. I mean, come on.
What about those catlike eyes? Wide set, twice as wide as normal humans. And they're huge. Japanese anime huge, and bright yellow/green. Like moonstones. Like sea creatures. Like Japanese anima sea creature catpeople from the moon. Did you know large eyes and dilated pupils trigger a nurturing and protective instinct in humans? True. Do you know when you add that to sexual kink, it's downright perversion-ready combustible? Doubly true. You ever seen any hentai? You ever read "Bondage Fairies"? Oh my God.
span style="color:#000099;">Of course, the Na'vi are deep blue. They are not red. Red would have been too angry and perhaps sparked protests from Native Americans. Yellow is too creepy and urinary. Green too slimy and frog-like. Black too flagrantly racist. Purple too fairy princess. But everyone likes blue. It's sky, it's oceanic, it's blueberry pie. Blue is downright dreamy. Wet dreamy.
And the Na'vi sparkle. Or rather, they have bioluminescent spots that light up and dance and look all magical and nightlighty and tasty. Do you know what else sparkles? Another creature we've excessively fetishized like drunk cheerleaders on meth lately? That's right: vapid teen vampires. Mmm, suck me now, sparkling blue bioluminescent anime sea creature Amazon basketball player moonlike catperson of my dreams.
But wait, there's more. What about the ears? Oh, hell yes. Riding high, small and pointy, just like we like 'em. Just like ... an elf. Did you know elf porn is the second most popular fetish in America? Well it's not. I just made that up, too. But it might be. I mean holy hell, do you know how many fantasies were spawned by the Elfin robe-wearers in "Lord of the Rings," with their high pointy ears and their Orlando Bloom/Liv Tyler immortal hotness? Elfin! High, pointy ears! Done.
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What else? Oh right. The African thing. I mean, obviously. Tribal. Dreadlocks. Full lips, long, sloping, wide noses, neck beads and loincloths and running through the jungle at top speed, barefoot, never cut or bruised or tripping over some damnable branch like a dumb lumpy white person. The exotic African (racist?) connection is strong and obvious, except for when it's something else, like maybe Maori or Native American warrior, with the ponytails and the tribal markings and the fierce eyes. Baby, the Na'vi have it all.
But wait, we haven't hit the best part yet. Because in this movie, you don't merely get to fantasize about the Other from afar or even just indulge in interspecies sex. You get to literally become one of them. You enter into their bodies and actually move and hunt and breathe and fight and screw and kiss and talk like them, fuse your DNA to theirs forever and ever. It's just like "Cocoon," only far less creepy and geriatric Steve Gutenbergian!
Behold, the ultimate in guilty colonialist fetish fantasy epic porn filmmaking, ever. Flawed, broken white man can, with his righteous modern technology, fuse his DNA with super-hot exotic sexually flawless alien species and become the Other and save the world and then score the hot chick from "Star Trek."
Dude. Mr. Cameron sir. Just stop your silly overblown movie right there. You don't even have to have them fight the bad guys or run from monsters or stage ridiculous epic battle sequences. What's the point? Just have a lame white dude become a giant gorgeous blue sexhotsuckerbeast Na'vi, and film him walking down the street and ordering a latte from Starbucks. Watch humanity share one giant, collective Lacanian psychospiritual orgasm. Perfect.
Yeah, I admit, I'll probably go see this film this week...
Where else can I get all that otherworldly sexiness surrounded by bioluminescent munificence
Trending Towards Turquoise
I love the vibrancy of turquoise, it is certainly one of my favorite colors and while I don't often wear the color in terms of my clothes, I do accent what I wear with plenty of vintage turquoise jewelry.
Beladora Vintage Turquoise and Zircon Ring in Platinum
Monday, December 28, 2009
De Gustibus Non Est Disputandum
who knew?
From the WSJ
The Shoe That Kicked Off a Frenzy
Despite a $1,295 price tag, the Otway boot sparked a craze
The boots in question, which didn't hit stores until September, are called "Otway," and they can fairly be called the "It" boots of the season. Made of supple suede, the cuffed booties are adorned with rows of circular studs and are held up by a four-inch triangular heel.Those who are still interested in owning them can forget about it. With the exception of a few pairs on eBay, they are out of stock nearly everywhere, despite a $1,295 price tag.
OK...so call me crazy but I'm going on record to say that I think they are hideous for $1295 but they might, and I mean might, be wearable at $295. And didn't we already have boots like these back in the Mid- 1980s?
Right now I'm only interested in what's comfortable on my feet and I'm looking for flat brown boots, not necessarily the OTK kindHere's what's on sale at Bergdorf Goodman
Michael Kors Fallon Flat Boots $315 reduced from $450I'm not loving the zipper
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Alpen Avalanches
I'm not happy to read thisItaly avalanches kill 7, including 4 rescuers
Especially because my brother and his two sons are snowboarding in the Italian Alps this week.
This doesn't make the invitation that I just received to go skiing in France next month seem very appealing....cold, ice, avalanches, potential broken bones. I'm such a wuss, maybe this is why I haven't skiied in ten years.
The Millionaire Murderer Next Door
a view of the
Wealthy, quiet, unassuming: the Christmas Day bomb suspect
Like the 9/11 terrorists, this guy wasn't from the underbelly of some 3rd world Moslem country. Abdulmutallab, 23, had lived a gilded life, and, for the three years he studied in London, he stayed in a £2m flat.
Abdulmutallab's father, Umaru, is the former economics minister of Nigeria. He retired earlier this month as the chairman of the First Bank of Nigeria but is still on the boards of several of Nigeria's biggest firms, including Jaiz International, a holding company for the Islamic Bank. The 70-year-old, who was also educated in London, holds the Commander of the Order of the Niger as well as the Italian Order of Merit.
And here's Mark Steyn on the subject
So once again we see the foolishness of complaceniks who drone the fatuous cliches about how "in this struggle, scholarships will be far more important than smart bombs". The men eager to self-detonate on infidel airliners are not goatherds from the caves of Waziristan but educated middle-class Muslims who have had the most exposure to the western world and could be pulling down six-figure salaries almost anywhere on the planet. And don't look to "assimilation" to work its magic, either. We're witnessing a process of generational de-assimilation: In this family, yet again, the dad is an entirely assimilated member of the transnational elite. His son wants a global caliphate run on Wahhabist lines.
Do you think that he went to a strip club too before he embarked on his mission to meet his 72 virgins?
And how about this man of action, Jasper Schuringa?
Yeah, and I'm kinda in love with himWatch his inverview on CNN via Huffpo
Bringing Out The Rubies For The Boxing Day Bash
One of reasons that I love the Christmas season is my friend Marcella's annual Boxing Day Bash held at her very cool architectural house in the Hollywood Hills. Marcella, is a renaissance woman. In addition to being an artist and an attorney, she is involved with the arts and decorative arts at the Getty Museum and LACMA, and with the historical and cultural preservation of historic Los Angeles architecture. Where most private parties in Los Angeles tend to be clannish, you know the same group of people that only socialize within their narrow range of friends, Marcella's parties are put together with an eclectic group of guests, from filmmakers to socialites to curators to business tycoons and then random people like me thrown into the mix.
At any rate I always have a good time.
And this year in the spirit of the colors of Christmas I wore the big ruby and diamond parure that was purchased from a princess....because why should all that pretty sparkly stuff just stay in the vault.
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Vintage Value Venture - Couture Allure On Sale
The holidays are always about finding just the right gifts to please our family and friends. But the post Christmas week is a good to time find something wonderful for ourselves.
I know you all have some post holiday cash in hand....or you will as soon as you return that holiday sweater that you received as a gift that you will never wear, back to the department store.
Well Couture Allure Vintage is having an after Christmas Sale!
For me it's kinda a toss up for me between the vintage Oscar de la Renta evening gown with matching coat with mink collar and cuffs...because god knows that I lead such a formal life of galas and black tie events that I need an evening gown...and this very wearable 1950s Mr. Blackwell cashmere and wool dress for $175!
Certainly the simple black dress will go better with a double strand of south sea pearls and my new favorite pair of south sea pearl and diamond earrings.So What Was Your Old Email Address?
Cute girl in a cute video linked by Instapundit.com
( I like the way that this girl is so young that she's talking about hotmail.com addresses being old....especially when she's not even old enough to remember anything as ancient as a compuserve or netscape email address.)
Friday, December 25, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Merry Christmas
The prettiest Xmas tree - ignore the bad focusWednesday, December 23, 2009
No More Maison Du Chocolat!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Guy Style - Off The Cuff
When it comes to women's jewelry my basic attitude is anything goes...
Sapphire Cufflink in 18K $2250
Sapphire Square Cufflinks in 18K $3250

Sapphire Cufflinks in 18K $2250
(Charles Gold & Co)
Still Need To Shop?
At Beladora.com there is a huge selection of jewelry under $1000 And at BeladoraII.com
a big selection of vintage fine jewelry under $500
with free shipping and Xmas delivery
Don't forget the 15% discount on all items over $1500
Discount code HOLIDAY09
Appaloosa Betting On The Banks For Big Bucks
At the end of the year we typically look back and determine whether or not we made progress over the past year. We analyze what worked and what didn't work, given the economy, and then we make assumptions about the future and conservatively formulate plans for the upcoming year.Then we wonder how hedgefund master of the universe, David Tepper of Appaloosa Management, had the temerity of take huge positions in Citigroup and Bank of America at the bottom of the market and earn 7 billion in profit in 2009.
Fund Boss Made $7 Billion in the Panic
Mr. Tepper's hedge-fund firm has racked up about $7 billion of profit so far this year—with Mr. Tepper on track to earn more than $2.5 billion for himself, according to people familiar with the matter. That is among the largest one-year takes in recent years.
Behind the wins: a bet worth billions of dollars that America would avoid a repeat of the Great Depression.
Through February and March, Mr. Tepper scooped up beaten-down bank shares as many investors were running for the exits. Day after day, Mr. Tepper bought Bank of America Corp. shares, then trading below $3, and Citigroup Inc. preferred shares, when that stock was under $1.
So there he was buying against the tide
"I felt like I was alone," Mr. Tepper recalls. On some days, he says, "no one was even bidding."
And it paid off...big
After he was repeatedly passed over for a partnership, Mr. Tepper left Goldman to start Appaloosa in 1993. By 2008, he had a track record of annual gains averaging about 30% and a net worth estimated at about $2 billion.
And, oh the irony of his being passed over for partnership at Goldman
Mr. Tepper entered 2009 cautiously, with more than 30% of his firm's assets in cash, or more than $2 billion. He itched to do some buying. Mr. Tepper explains his investment philosophy with a line from Allan Meltzer, a professor at his alma mater: "Trees grow." In other words, growth is the natural state of economies, so optimism usually is rewarded.
And going forward
Mr. Tepper says the worrywarts have it wrong: "If you think the economy will be fine, as we do, then we're going to do very well."
Of course with billions in personal assets it's a t'wee bit easier to be optimistic
And I do, of course, hope that he's correct
Monday, December 21, 2009
Decollete and Diamonds
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Sunday, December 20, 2009
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Saturday Silliness - Are You Deaf Or Just Stupid?
And you thought that you had relationship problems...
Happy To Be Home For The Holidays

More than 2,000 people spent hours trapped inside the Channel Tunnel after five Eurostar trains broke down due to cold weather.
Friday, December 18, 2009
A Little Holiday Offer
Take Bluefly for example. I get about 5 emails from them a day.
Naturally I get Gilt and Hautelook emails everyday too, but they do time based flash sales so I understand the need for daily communication.
But what about Nieman Marcus, Bergdorf Goodman and the rest of the stores whose mailing list I find myself on....isn't their email one step away from the viagra spam that I get everyday too?
At Beladora we didn't want to become that annoying store that is always popping up in your inbox. Jewelry isn't something that you purchase daily. It tends to be an occasion based product, so we don't have a daily, weekly or even a monthly email marketing strategy.
But this year we sent these email cards to our clients with a special offer of 15% off on all jewelry over $1500.The discount code is HOLIDAY09
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Around Town - Sabrage At Christofle
Thursday December 17th
the CEO of Christofle demonstrating the Art of Sabrage
Yeah...I bet you CEO can't do this!
History of Sabrage:This technique became popular in France when the army of Napoleon visited many of the aristocrat domains. It was just after the French revolution and the saber was the weapon of choice of Napoleon's fearsome cavalry (the Hussar). Napoleon's spectacular victories across all Europe gave them plenty of reason to celebrate. During these parties the cavalry would open the Champagne with their sabers. Napoleon probably encouraged this and is known to have said: "Champagne! In victory one deserves it; in defeat one needs it."
Hollywood Skankdom - Not Only for Teenagers
no seriously
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
Who would dress a 9 year old girl like a complete skank
the lipstick, the mini dress and those S&M ish platform bootsSo here we have Noah Cyrus, the 9 year old sister of Miley Cyrus
Can we talk about the early sexualization of children here
Not only tasteless
Thoroughly disgusting
Vintage Value Venture - Never Pay Retail
Henry Dunay Diamond Sabi Ring in GOLD from Bergdorf Goodman $15,600 It just blows me away that anyone would pay retail
Favorite Foularde
I thought that I'd show you what I am wearing today at the office
my foulard de la semaine
This is the same scarf that I wore to my first job interview after I graduated from college....waaay back in the day.
Et voila,fine silk scarves like fine estate jewelry will last decades, if you take care of them.
Monday, December 14, 2009
Beladora.com in Elle.com
A guide to getting the most bling for your buck
By Kate Davidson Hudson
Johnny Hallyday - No Way To Retire
From the Guardian.UKJohnny Hallyday in drug-induced coma after surgery
'French Elvis' in hospital in Los Angeles as family seeks legal advice over original operation in Paris
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Ouch!
No wonder he paid the big bucks for the orgies, ooops I mean partiesYeah, but eventually there's a downside to all the partying
Tiger to suffer a '$180M' slice
A year away from golf would cost Tiger Woods $180 million in lost endorsements, tournament winnings and appearance fees -- about $15 million per floozy, industry analysts estimate.
In an announcement that stunned the golf world, Woods said on Friday he was withdrawing indefinitely from the game to try and mend his broken marriage to his betrayed wife, Elin Nordegren.
The superstar swinger has earned an estimated $1 billion over his career, but his financial future is now at stake. Sponsors are jittery now that Woods' extramarital harem has swelled to at least a dozen reported paramours.
It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy
Ouch!
Holiday Hiking In The Hills
and dealing with some major office mayhem
not the least the servers and cameras going down
topped off with scrambling to get jewelry to to ELLE magazine in NY
and driving through the pouring rain to get the goods to
Vanity Fair magazine for a cover shoot by Annie Leibovitz!!!
I was desperate for some down time
So the sun came out today and I took to the Brentwood hills for some hiking

Vintage Value Venture - Holiday Gift Ideas Under $500
Diamond Hoop Earrings in 14K
Vintage Mid-Century Diamond Ring in 14K

Antique Sapphire Bar Brooch Pendant in 14K

Sapphire and Diamond Cascade Ring in 14K




Joie OTK boots $315 reduced from $525








Vintage VCA from Beladora.com

